Heyyyyyy. It’s me. Your pink side bangs, self-sabotaging, pro-burning bridges Reddit girl [28F] and I’m just going to be honest with you: I’m in a ~mood~. I gotta get back to some of you, but while I diligently do that, can you help a girl out?

No projects. No wholesome content steps. Your only challenge is to help. a. girl. out. I want to hear some entertaining stuff. ~Entertaining~ Let’s chattttt. 

Only Rules: No appendage pics. I’m not sending you “neck down” if you know what I mean. If you require that, I can send you to a different site. And, like, I’m here for CHAOS, not your drunka$$ gross humor (seriously). 

So if you’re down for a fun conversation, let’s do this. Theme: she’s chaotic. Time: 5 minutes ago. I’m not accepting every invite so I’m excited for these opening lines because you guys usually show up with that sweet (or dirty) talking.  

I believe in your…spiciness. Talk soon. 

21 only please