Hello. Let's build a mental image:

Me——28F, pink side bangs that might end up purple tomorrow (because you can't make me grow up), cries easily, terrible temper, also kinda sweet, hella unhinged (I promise you, it makes me 10x more fun), in a mood that I dare you to contend with. Likes compliments, is complimentary, will not be happy if you send pictures of certain appendages, has "broken up" with two Reddit guys this week (is that actually a thing?).

Now, here's the challenge, if you feel up for it. Frankly, I don't think most of you are. I need to know the very best thing in life. Like, the best thing in the world. No, not like a cheesy "what's great, you guys" post. What is the best thing ever? But better yet: you need to convince me why it's the best. And I've been known to be stubborn. Idc what your best thing is. Anythingggggg. Make your case. Is it your pet iguana? Prove it. Is it playing the piano? Well, I don't believe you so get talking. A certain video game? Don't like 'em; change my mind. A book that's underrated? Snooze, tell me why they're better than my books.

I already have my best thing and you can't beat it. I bet you that you can't. Prove. Me. Wrong.

20 Please.