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Thank you for your recent purchase from Amazon Product Services ®,

Your order for The Perfect Boyfriend has been completed and this is your confirmation that it should arrive within the next 48 to 72 hours based off destination. Please excuse minor delays in delivery as it is pretty cold outside. BRRR.

Your order will include the 2024 upgrades* which include a career, humor, the cooking/baking package and the new performance upgrades.

The career upgrade means that this model comes with a 20-year career, so you don’t have to worry about investment into a couch potato*. (Amazon has no beef against potatoes. Potatoes are great. They are food. And Drink. And delicious.)

The humor, witty banter and intellect has been upgraded over the 2020 model which will mean you can have a discussion over The Office (This model believes that the Scranton Strangler is actually hired by the finance department to cover up their Insider trading) and various other Netflix and Amazon Prime Video ® shows.

The cooking and baking package upgrades DO include various dietary needs. Vegan or Keto, this model will cook delicious foods. Mostly tacos. If you'd like to see the tracking on your package please send us a message and we will update you.

With regards, Amazon

*As part of this upgrade we've accidentally turned this model into having the soul of a 21-year old college girl. He enjoys "fruity drinks, PSL r Lyfe, Spice World is the best move of all time"...his words, not ours.

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