Well here it is https://vocaroo.com/1cxoYU3FJKoT

And because you're a valued customer I'll throw in a dashing picture of me as well https://imgur.com/a/3AQ59YK

What I am looking for: Male for biological single female for just whatever flows natural. One-time chat partners, activity partners, longer term friends, romance, all of them can be worthwhile, so don't feel too much pressure

Potential dealbreakers about me:

I will give you life advice that you didn't ask for

Sometimes I try out having a life myself and may not always text back immediately

I am bald, therefore I am likely either a space marine or a movie villain

I think religion can be not always bad (an extremist thing to say by Reddit standards isn't it)

To continue my extremist motif, I might want to have kids someday

Not really into the non-biological pronoun stuff

Running a bit low on ye olde Christmas spirit (would like to change that)

For full transparency, despite my picture above I am in fact not an undead skeleton in real life. Once again, I am sorry to disappoint. My lowly mortal form https://imgur.com/a/jhFBgNz Not pictured: 6'1, brown eyes

If you choose to message despite the terrible misdeeds of mine above, include your a/s/l (age, sex, and location). If you want extra credit a picture would be appreciated as I gave one myself, and because I trust internet people to not be an AI chatbot less and less lol