All of our half-hearted tanking efforts will come to fruition tonight. Who will be the latest in the long line to be told by Dirk, "you better start learning Chinese!" What baby faced baller will dance in our dreams for the next three months, and can we shake off the nightmares of draft day's past coughGianniscough?

We have trade rumors going nowhere, coaches from France and NC State joining our summer league team, Cubes hat-tweet-like hype, illogical trade scenarios that in this day and age could probably get the commenter an interview for the Cavs GM position. Where will the final hours of F5's first act take us? Only time will tell...