Hi guys! Thanks again for being a supporter and we really appreciate you bearing with us as we build this into hopefully the best PE company ever!

We've been very busy lately and have shipped over 250 orders since Monday! We're caught up to orders placed by April 28th/order # 1993.

We hope to ship out another 300 units in the next week getting us up to order #2293/may 21st.

For those of you who ordered late in the preorder, (after may 21st), we are still on schedule with delivering your product per our timelime in the description in the product page at the time of your ordering

"orders will BEGIN shipping late may/early june and will be delivered in the order they were recieved and will likely take us a few weeks to process."

We're currently looking at having all of the second preorders filled by NO LATER than the end of the month and likely sooner.

Most of you will have your orders shipped out in the next week. Orders 2293-2425 will be the last shipment we make of preorder #2 and we expect them to be the second or third week this month. We hoped to have all of the orders filled withing the first 2½ weeks of the month but as of now to be safe these are the estimated timelimes.

I appreciate you all so much. Thank you for putting your trust in me and know that I'm doing everything I can to get orders out to you all as soon as possible.

If you all would PLEASE help me out by referring others to this post and sharing or posting/reposting it anywhere you see people asking about our timelines I would greatly appreciate it. Every moment I spend answering update emails and such is more time I have to step away from actually fulfilling them for you all.

We are sending out update emails this week but for some reason a good many of you dont recieve the Massive Novelties emails so again I ask if you see someone asking clearly they haven't gotten the updates and I'd appreciate if you could direct them here.

Love PervMcSwerve