Hi there redditor.

Just like it says on the cover, I'm hoping to meet an active, confident, smart, and submissive-leaning woman. My short-to-medium-term goal is to meet a kinky friends-with-benefits. I am in an open marriage.

About you:

Ideally you are a good communicator and are looking for a consistent kink exploration partner. Please reach out if:

1. You are attracted to individuals, not stereotypes.

2. You recognize and challenge any unconscious biases in who/what attracts you.

3. You understand that clear communication and reciprocal pleasure are the foundations of a healthy kinky relationship.

4. You value others' cultures and identities, striving to understand their mindset and worldview.

5. You actively seek to learn, accept and love what sets human beings apart instead of mere tolerance.

Dealbreakers:

Everybody's got 'em.

• Mary Jane is cool, but no tobacco users.
• Physical availability required (you live within 30-45 minutes of the beltway).
  
• Emotional availablity required (you're not amidst an ongoing breakup, divorce, funeral, or campaign for office).
• I'm a straight kinky dude, so conservative, heteronormative, or tradwife values are not for me.
• If you are deathly allergic to cats, you will not enjoy being around me, lol.
• You brush and floss before making out every day.

About me:

I was a neurotypically smart grade-skipper as a lad (good grades, three languages, etc). I had a peripatetic childhood. I also have a nearly flawless American accent, but the register is odd if you listen for a bit.

Today I'm a regular child-free DC professional. No one clocks me as kinky. I work out to enjoy (Hawaiian) pizza. I love smart puns and dumb jokes. For any height supremacists out there, I'm 5'7" (~172 cm).

Media-wise, if you like Eddie Izzard, Avatar the Last Airbender, or Andor, we'll likely hit it off. Or alternatively, tell me what you've been reading of late? I love to read.

I've often been told that I am a little intimidating. Hopefully my username signals that I don't take myself too seriously!

Icebreakers:

It can be intimidating reaching out to a stranger.

1. Is there an aspect of your identity you enjoy explaining to others?

2. Could Jesus miracle up a chocolate chip cookie? Or was he limited to the ingredients of his era (so basically, only oatmeal raisin)?

3. What's a topic you're passionate about that most people find unusual?

Cheers, y'all.