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34 [F4M] 21201 - curvy seeking dates and hookups July 10-14
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curvythrowaway2022 is a female age 34 looking for a male in Maryland
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Hey Baltimore cuties!

I'm a curvy woman in town for work next week. Staying at a hotel downtown and busy during the day but have evenings free. I love to travel and especially going on new dates/hookups when I do (check my post history); maybe you'll be my next one?

Not strictly looking for sex here, although maybe that's all our vibe is and that's cool too. But I'm genuinely up for everything from an evening coffee to drinks (I don't drink though so a mocktail for me) to a meal to a walk (and then who knows what else).

Me: Mid-30s, curvy (5'4 & 195 / size 14), arm/leg tattoos, ear/nose piercings, short chin-length brunette hair, big glasses, usually wearing black. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian vibes. Professional and successful in my "real" life, come with plenty of sarcasm and self deprecation plus a general ennui about life that tends to make me spend too much money booking flights (again, check my post history). Switchy and open in bed. Also, I've lost an extreme amount of weight recently, which means my skin is very very loose and squishy even though I'm quite active and work out daily. If that's a turn off, no hard feelings, but keep it moving! (Also I'm vaccinated and DDF with recent test results and you should be too.)

You: 20s through early 40s. No hard passes to short kings or dad bods, although I think strength is attractive so folks who are generally active tend to make me melt (but don't take that to mean I need you to be, like, ripped). Ultimately, it's faces that I'm most attracted to, and I gravitate towards intelligence and kindness. Beyond that, you should also be able to hold a conversation, be vaccinated, and have good hygiene. Lastly, you should definitely be into women with body types like mine. I'm not interested in anyone who'll "settle" for me, you know? Please also be SINGLE (cheaters, I can always tell if you're lying). NOT interested if you're ENM and have a spouse or primary partner. Also not interested in hard doms.

If you want a response, chat (don't DM) me: Your age, some info about who you are, what in my post appealed to you, and a photo (doesn't have to include your face if you're not comfortable although of course I'd love to see it). Also tell me your favorite restaurant or thing to do in Baltimore so I know you read this whole thing.

I won't reply to: Messages without photos, overly vulgar messages, messages with poor spelling/grammar, or messages with no effort put into them. How am I supposed to know if I want to spend time with you if you're giving me nothing to go off of?

Thanks for reading, can't wait to meet you!

xo

PS — Not interested in online only chats, don't even try.

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