If you didn’t get it I’m just looking to chat. I get super bored at work and at home and I generally have a lot to talk about and say! Yes! Totally married! Yes! Totally have kids! Yes! Totally know that posting on here isn’t the best way to find someone to talk to! It’s kind of all I have at the moment! Let’s talk! I want to hear conspiracy theories! I want to hear why you’re obsessed with the song you can’t stop listening to right now! I want to know why you’re on this app or site looking to make things more exciting in your life too! I’m really random and will most likely use a movie quote to deflect if I don’t want to talk about something. Bonus points if you know what movie I quote when I do it!

Anyways! If you want to make someone’s day go by a little better and have the favor returned then slide into these DMs like you’re stealing 2nd base!

Tell me how delicious dragonfruit is too!