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I am a dynamic figure, I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
If you made it to the end and you enjoyed the piece of fiction (or is it?) above, let's chat. If you say things like "don't be boring" then you are, without a doubt, boring. I'm 40, white, married male in South Carolina looking for people who are able to hold a conversation, naughty or nice, about whatever strikes our fancy.
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