Come one! Come all! 🤡

It's your not so run-of-the-mill, golden retriever energy, undiagnosed adhd, white man.

I'm 29, 6'2, bearded with glasses and a septum piercing, an offensive lineman build, and considered generally pretty attractive by most accounts. Pan. Hedonist, so into a bit of everything. I have multiple tattoos, with intent to get many more. A newly pierced septum. Probably considered "alt" by many accounts, but probably closer to "y'allternative". Overall, I'm just a stay at home dad who has too much free time and receives too little attention.

I have a myriad of interests, including but not limited to photography, hiking (as long as it can facilitate said photography), video games (currently Marvel Rivals, and a little Elden Ring here and there), anime, cryptids, conspiracy theories, true crime, horror movies, bingeing too many TV series (currently obsessing over Severance), graphic design, homesteading, so on and so forth. Anything that can keep my ADHD-riddled brain captivated for a bit, I'll do. I'm a homebody with a yearning for exploration and adventure. As I said, we'll rounded. 😇

Self-proclaimingly intelligent, probably a little too confident, and just an all around silly fella, with a penchant towards run on sentences. I can get along with most people. I've very confident in my life, and what I'm looking for out of this.

Let me call you pretty, make you laugh, be the long distance love interest that you wish you'd found earlier in life. I'm a lover and I like making people feel loved.

Now onto some of the more ✨juicy✨ bits. I just like to include this part for everyone's sake. If you're looking for someone with a big ol' tallywacker, because you don't have it at home, then look elsewhere, because I'm aggressively average. While I'm not looking for a strictly sexual relationship, I'm a very sexual person and will flirt with anyone and everyone, even a brick wall. I'm a very open person, and don't get embarrassed easily, so don't be afraid to come at me with whatever you might wanna say.

I'd like to be flirty friends first, and let things grow naturally. Idk what I'm looking for, but having at least one of the interests listed above would be preferred, and I'd prefer to be told in your initial message (please put a little effort into your first message, or else I am not gonna be interested). 😅 You also need to be okay with me sending you, what some might consider, too many tiktoks and pics of my cat(s).

I'm not incredibly picky about looks or age, however at least a base level of attraction on both sides is important, so I'd prefer to trade pics early on, and then move to another platform, preferably telegram.

I don't have much of a sleep schedule, so your location isn't a huge deal, but I'm EST, if that matters to you.

It would be super cool if you played video games, even casually. I find it very easy to bond with others that do. But, shoot your shot. I'm open to anyone. 🤷‍♀️

If I didn't scare you off, give me another chance to scare you off and shoot me a message 😂