I understand the signal to noise ratio here is LOW, but figured I should try.

Patience is the key to everything --- pics will happen. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, so slow your roll if come in hot and demanding that I show off in the first ten minutes.

I am 57 this month. Virtually Invisible at home, but finally open to the prospect of something else.

I’m 6' , 170lbs, Decent looking body. I work on not being a disgusting sofa dwelling troglodyte. White Male with a great farmers tan, Brown hair, blue eyes.

Seeking a woman 35-60. Probably open to negotiation here, but I have to have a place to start.

Your body and weight should be something YOU are comfortable with. If you feel sexy in your own skin, there is a huge chance I will too.

I could hit you with a detailed list of preferences, but honestly , if the chemistry is there, what else is going to matter?

With being stated, be forewarned that I have a low tolerance for our right blatant stupidity. First pic of you with your face jammed in the camera with your tongue hanging out like a bugs Bunny cartoon? Yeah, probably going to be a hard "no thanks".

I don't need you to come in buck naked at 1000 mph, just be your normal self. Impress me with who you are. Sarcasm and wit get you bonus points. Sexy for me includes a brain, not just the body.

Better to discuss our views on sexy before you try and impress me that way. Which means, I am definitely looking for a sexual relationship.

We need to be comfortable with each other. Someone open to kink, knows her turn ons, knows how to explain her needs, and is willing to explore.

As with any person of quality I have hobbies and interests; fishing, camping, reading, gardening, exercising. You should too.

This is the most important part. AUSTIN AREA ONLY. That includes Bee Cave, LT, Dripping Springs, Wimberly, Kyle, Buda.

If you travel here for business or family and it is a regular thing with time available to meet, then you may convince me as well.

Last, but not least.... Tell me how you feel about lima beans.