Oh, the comfort we surround ourselves with. The routine and the predictability. When what we’re really craving is a new laugh, a new taste, a new point of view.
A new sweaty, kinky encounter.
Sound like you? It definitely is me.
Hi there. Thanks for coming to my podcast that I won’t record and don’t listen to. I know these things are popular, but damn it I want to hear some tunes!
Oh, anyways. Yeah. Here we are, face to face, a couple of cheating goons. Pop culture references. You’ll find them all over my persona ha.
I’m looking for a likeminded soul, a troubled and needy woman, a cat who’s ready to remove her cone of shame. Is that you?
I’m tall, tattooed, handsome, broad shouldered. Shaved head (not fighting nature), big ging beard, a warm smile, a nice package (that can’t get you pregnant, no less), a killer personality and a filthy mind. Sure it’s loaded with useless facts and too much knowledge on cinema and dope music. Sure it’s weed-loving and sensitive in all the good ways. But yeah, it’s a kinky wonderland up there.
Anyways, are you feeling like this is what you need too? A bit of fresh eggnog to swallow? Fun chats to cushion your banal day-to-day? Jokes to keep you reaching for your phone? I got you, mama.
Reach out with a face pic (mutually assured destruction, of course; I’ll immediately reply with one of me) and tell me a movie you love. We can chat and see what’s what, then bend you over to slap that butt ha.
No men please. And don’t ask me for money or to sub to you OF, please.
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