You: Married or unattached, DDF with recent testing, at least a little kinky and very sex positive. Someone who sees chubbiness as a feature rather than a flaw. Able to host ideally, but open to CarPlay and hotel meets as well.

Me: Silent Bob-type. 6’3”, chubby with brown hair and green eyes. Facial hair, tattoos, and glasses. Smart, witty, funny and self-deprecating, but also caring and attentive. I am a multifaceted individual with lots of stories and experiences to share. I’d love to find a like-minded individual to put the friend in the FWB, with meet ups a couple of times a month and ongoing chat as availability permits. I have a reverse set of interests which include learning about history and other cultures, travel, creative pursuits like woodworking and photography, as well as nerdy things like D&D. I can communicate in movie and stand up quotes, but also am well read and educated.

Sexually compatibility:

• I am somewhat kinky, comfortable as a gentle lover or a hard fucker, as well as taking a more Dominant role or laying back and being used. I’m adept at soft, teasing touch, but also as a big, strong man, can accommodate a bit of manhandling if desired. Some light BDSM is okay, but would consider myself more of a gentle Dom.

• I am a breeding enthusiast, which means I am into both roleplaying fantasy breeding as well as actual risky play that could (and has lead to pregnancy). How committed you are to that is open to discussion. Additional genetic and personal information available to serious breeders. Please note that outside of mutually agreed roleplay, I am a strong advocate for bodily autonomy and support your right to choose at any point before, during, and after our encounters.

• I’m open to being a third for couples or a playmate for a hotwife, and have experience as a bull and a third.

• My penis is about 6” long and thick, circumcised, a grower not a shower. I produce large loads and have 2 success stories of successful breeding to date.

• I’m a giving lover and have decent stamina. I’d love to ensure you receive multiple orgasms each time we meet if you are able, and ideally I’ll give you a couple of my own.

There’s far too much to convey and discuss in the course of a post like this to cover everything without losing people, so if anything in this resonates with or intrigues you, reach out. I’ll respond to every person who does with kindness and respect. Please do let me know in your first message what you are looking for and what prompted you to reach out. Thanks for reading!