Hello fellow Reddithavians! I greet you from the dangerous swamps of Cajun land!

I’m writing this post because I’m missing something in my marriage, like many of us. I’m looking for someone that wants to make a real connection, so if that sounds like you, keep reading.

What I’m looking for: * Age 29-54. It’s a huge range, so throw your name in the hat! * You are not always all rainbows and sunshine, we all deal with crap. I want you at your good, your bad, your sad. I want the whole package because that is you, and you are who I want. * You want a relationship, something real. It’s okay if this goes no further than friends, we could all use more of those! * You know how to hold a conversation. It takes a lot of effort to keep up a one sided chat. * You like a good adult beverage. * You are 420 friendly, it’s fine if you don’t partake though. * You have anywhere between 0 and 10 toes. * You are into some type of hobby. The geekier the better, but really, something as simple as reading is a hobby, so lmk what you get into! * You don’t just wait for your turn to talk. Instead you listen to the other person. * Any number of other things, I’m just listing some common things that help to find what I’m after.

Phew 😮‍💨, that was a mouthful lol. Let’s move on to the next round though!

What you’ll get * I’m a passionate man with lots of love and emotion to give and lavish upon my OA. * I work from home, with a good career, so I have prodigious amounts of time to bug you, I mean chat. * I’m well educated, but still an idiot. * I want the random texts, the shared moments, the inside jokes, the smiles at your message notifications. I want the butterflies, the grin when I’m day dreaming of you. I want to live, love, and laugh. I want all of that and more, for you as well. * I am extremely passionate about music. I experience it on a very deep level, love to talk about it, love to go to shows, love to find new artists, and love to vibe to it. * I am considered reasonably attractive and I have a decent build. I am running daily and try to watch what I eat. * I love to read, primarily fantasy fiction, and hey now, I can get down with some erotic fantasy fiction lol! * I’m also into: running, cooking, gaming, bourbon, and tacos. * 44 years old * 5’11”/177 lbs * Auburn hair with blue highlights * A full beard and mustache, red. * Blue/green eyes

Okay, we made it! If you’re still here, congrats on your stamina!!

That likely means you’re at least somewhat interested, so don’t hesitate to hit me up. I don’t ghost, don’t bite (unless you want that 😜) so don’t be shy!

Lmk you actually made it here by telling me what your favorite pizza topping combination is.