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[M4F] 37 - #VA #Online - If tall, dark, and handsome is your type, click here!
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I_cant_spell_goode is a male looking for a female in Virginia
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Hey you! (Yes, you in the back. No, not her next to you - YOU. I'm glad I caught your attention)

Getting down to business...I've completed 37 successful orbits around the sun. A married father of two. I'm 6’5”, military, black, highly educated, and not a total dummy. I have broad shoulders, an athletic build, and I never skip leg day because, let's face it, I don't want my calves to feel left out. Recently, I was told my hands were really sexy, which admittedly I didn't know was a thing. My sense of humor is as sharp as my wit, and I'm confident and direct. I value honesty and discretion—I'm here for a connection that’s both emotionally and physically engaging.

Who am I looking for? Stunning, fit, and ample cleavage! Couple that with long, curly hair, pretty eyes, and a smile that can light up the room, and I'll simply melt. You're also between 27 and 45, and you hold yourself to high standards, just like I do. You're someone who enjoys the finer things in life and isn’t afraid to indulge. Bonus points if you have a sarcastic sense of humor and can banter with the best of them. I love a woman who can keep up with my edgy jokes and sarcastic remarks.

There's one more thing—I'm a bit of a music snob. I find a profound beauty in the works of artists like Tchaikovsky, Mozart, and Bach. There's something about classical compositions that speak to my soul. Of course, I also enjoy some contemporary tunes to keep things interesting. Good taste in music is a must—I need someone who can appreciate the symphony of life in all its forms.

I'll be the first to admit I'm rather vain and desire a lady who holds herself to high standards. I'm not looking for an instagram model (although i won't say no to one, lol), but a woman who is confident, adventurous, and knows how to ignite a fire in my soul. I know it's a strech, but preferably she has all her teeth, no criminal record outstanding warrants, severe anger issues, nor undiagnosed mental illness (this may be negotiable). Bonus points if she has grest tits and correct opinions. Oh, and PLEASE loves to joke around. age 30 and up. You can lean left, lean right or be like me and have your political ideology resemble a scoliosis patient, don't matter as long as you're cool. Even better if she can handle a man who is self-assured and dare I say a tad dominant.

Ultimately, I'm here to make you feel alive, to make you feel desired, and to make you feel like the most irresistible woman in the room. I match the energy I'm given, and I'm ready to go all in—while keeping things discreet, of course. Let's create some unforgettable moments together.

With that being said, attraction is a must. I'm open to exchange pics sooner than later. I'll be busy for the next couple of hours so don't worry, if I don't respond back immediately

EDIT: Look, it's weird enough that I have to say this, but stop asking to see my cock. I'm very proud of my dick, It's awesome. I love it and we're literally attached for life, BUT just because I'm quite fond of it doesn't mean I wish to share pictures immediately. So if you're going to slide into my DMs, please stop asking, it's very uncouth.

Also, apparently I have a doppelganger running around here. Before anyone ask (again) No, I'm not Nate. LOL

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