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44/37 [FM4F] #UK she's married, he's engaged - are you going to join us?
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BitsOnTheSideUK are a male/female couple ages 44 & 37 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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We're a pair of mischief-makers from the North West and West Midlands of the UK, seeking a discreet, curvy, bi/bi-curious woman (28-48) for ongoing chats, fun and excitement.

We're a quirky pair currently engaged in a thrilling affair:

She's a 44-year-old curvy (upgraded tits, round arse and a bit of a tummy) enchantress at 5'8", into indie and rock music, crystals, Formula 1, and Wicca.

He's a 37-year-old history buff at 6'4", with short dark hair, stubble, and a dad bod, into rock/metal music, documentaries, Motorsport, and gaming.

We enjoy good laughs, deep conversations, and a bit of cheeky banter. We're looking for someone in a relationship (or not, as long as you're discreet) who shares our adventurous spirit and fondness for the human form.

Our absolute no-nos: watersports, scat, ageplay (including schoolgirl outfits) and mainly, no ghosting!

We only chat on 👻 (we've had bad experiences with Kik and telegram) there we can chat as a trio, swap verification pics and generally get to know each other (fair warning, we're a chatty pair who message throughout the day, sharing random and sometimes flirty pics as we go)

Drop us a line if you're up for ongoing friendly company and eventually some IRL fun; our ideal scenario would be a fantastic FWB type situation with the emphasis on the F!

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a male/female couple
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44 & 37
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a female
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3 months ago