Welp, here we go down the rabbit hole. 🕳️

This is my throw away account. I am real.

I don’t know what I’m looking for. Attention, emotional attachment, sexual, maybe all of the above? I’m located on the East Coast, so local unless you’re taking a road trip.

You? 30-44. Married, with kids (you don’t have to have kids, just would like to connect on the level of kids are H A R D). Discreet. Please be able to hold a conversation. I can’t be carrying all the weight.

31, married, kids. Basic mom era - Blink 182, Taylor Swift, Lil’ Wayne playing in my 3rd row suv, the Stanley, the crossbody bag. The fabletic leggings. You get the picture.

I have tattoos, and piercings. My tattoos all have a meaning behind them, not just some “young and dumb” shit.

I will absolutely call you out on your shit. I’m extra sassy, and I come with an attitude problem.

My job has a lot of flexibility, so I am always able to text you back. If I get busy, I will always come back to you and apologize for being gone. I will tell you when I can’t text, and when I’m free.

I am eager to connect somewhere else. Snapchat? We can agree Reddit chat is poop 💩

I’m down for voice messages, video messages, video calls, phone calls, the whole 9 yards.

Please, and I can’t stress this enough please, do NOT message me saying “Hey” or the infamous “You are too pretty to be here.” Cool, thanks bud. We are all here for something.

I will ask for photos, almost immediately. Attraction is real, and if it isn’t there, I’m out. I will not ghost you, but understand I am a mom, and my life comes before responding.

Okay, let the games begin. May the best man, win. 🏆

Kbyyyeeee. 😘