Hey, guys. I’m a discreet cocksucker here who gets off with a private gloryhole. I’m openly gay but that isn’t the first thing people think of when they see me. Tall, masc, handsome… but I like my private life to stay private… which is why I’m always seeking quality straight men to blow because they can relate.

I’ve found three guys so far. One of whom tried quitting on me but came back after his “bitch of a wife” (his words) wouldn’t put out on Valentine’s Day.

The gratitude in their voice after I’ve polished them off kinda makes me emotional. The cries of “Thank you! Thank you!” after they drain their snakes is so fucking cool. I want every guy to feel empowered to have a primal ejaculation with a buddy.

I’ve got a jerk off bud that we stroke and edge together for hours and it’s just the best time. Men being men. It’s a shame that not only has the internet and cell phones disconnected us from each other, but the prudish state of the world makes our basic needs unmet.

Anyway, I hope you guys find some men out there to help out - whether you’re stuffing their mouth with cock or vice versa.

This is a cool community and I’m glad I found it.