Okay. This Male to Female ratio is messed up. The males are so dry because they send out 100 messages a day and the females are burnt out because all those messages are so bad they just delete, block, or start again. So, what I'm going to do is just make adverts. That's all. Yes a drop in the bucket but only serious women need apply.

Me: Married (duh), Black, 6'1, built like an offensive lineman.

What I like: Nerdy shit. Intelligence, I grew up reading fiction of all kinds and now it feels like life has entered a fiction, though not one of my own writing. I like listening and pleasing. I'm a big fan of mythology and can hear someone talk about it (any mythology) for hours.

What I want: Connection. Communication. I want to give 1 person 100% of my online attention. Only competent, emotionally honest women apply. No ghosting out of the blue, no days long absence, hell - not even 12 hours because I wouldn't do that to you without warning. I want what I give out. Good morning and goodnight. Talk about our emotions and what makes us tick. Flirting throughout the day and spicy pics. I want that one other that will get me throughout the day, week, year. You will get my picture only when you send a selfie with your current username in it. There's too many instances of people pulling selfies and pictures from other people just to verify looks only to never see a face again in any picture.

Who am I looking for? You: Are you tired of making posts and going through hundreds of messages just to maybe land on 2-3 people who then peter out of existence after they get what they want? Are you tired of making posts, after post, after post, after post, ad nauseum? Do you want someone to just hear you out without judgement everyday, or check up on you just to make you laugh? You want to feel a spark when your phone lights up, anticipation of things to come? Memes! Laughs! Jokes! Reminiscing about the James Charles controversy and how entertaining the beautuber side of things was?!

Do I expect this to get a great many views? Hell no lol it's a male post. Will I keep posting until the right woman sees it and I can stop? Of course because if you're out there, you're worth all this. All this anguish and anxiety. Regection and Dejection. The Ghosts, the Bots, the scammers. You'll read this one day. Then- then we can both stop looking.