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I certainly hope you didn't assume my title was some sort of innuendo.... goodness, what kind of vulgarian do you take me for?
I've been fishing in the dark waters of Reddit for a while and there have been plenty of nibbles and a few catches that made it into the cooler, but mostly it has been catch and release, rinse and repeat. Needless to say, I know what I want. Now, the caveat is whether or not what I want is what you want, do our energies match, are our communication styles compatible, are our mutual sexual frustration levels in line, do we have schedules that compliment each others availability... and the hits keep comin' lemme tall ya.
I'm a mix of tall and handsome. Witty and reserved. Wild and stoic. Some days I can banter all day and others I am down for the deep stuff that you only share with someone truly special. I'm not available 24/7, but the time I do have will be there for you to indulge in. I don't have a preference on age as long as you aren't vapid or immature... you know, be deeper than a diamond but less pretentious. I have a soft spot for alternative style and a punk rock girl mentality. I don't do the standard "what do you do" type get to know you sessions... I want to know the delightfully awkward and funny.
I'm a lot of things other guys are not, and not the things a lot of guys are, so if you want something that isn't the same old same old maybe we would match.
I'm not a fitness model nor am I a potato with limbs and I can still turn heads while catching lingering glances. If you are in a similar boat I would love to set sail with you.
Ta Ta
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