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Hi reddit!
I am a disaster wrapped in a cute package, and Iâm looking for a confident, dominant man whoâs ready to take the reinsâvirtually, of course. Think of it as being my sexy, sarcastic life coach with authority issues.
Hereâs the situation: Iâm great at making bad decisions, losing my keys, and somehow turning âone drinkâ into âwhy am I texting my ex at 3 a.m.?â So, naturally, I need someone who knows how to put me in my place (and not in the âgo to your room and think about what youâve doneâ way⌠unless youâre into that).
What I bring to the table: ⢠A sharp sense of humor and the occasional inappropriate joke. ⢠A willingness to be bossed around, teased, and maybe just a little humiliated (but only if itâs funny). ⢠I promise to actually listen to youâŚeventually.
What I need from you: ⢠A dominant male whoâs got big âstop being ridiculousâ energy. ⢠Someone who can help me focus (because Iâm currently doing this while trying to online shop and eat chips at the same time). ⢠Bonus points if you know how to make me blush, squirm, and behaveâall from behind a keyboard.
This is strictly online, so you can boss me around while still in your sweatpants. If you think you can handle a lovable, chaotic brat who might challenge you just to keep things interesting, slide into my DMs. Extra credit if your first message makes me laugh or slightly regret this post.
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