Apparently I have to put it first or no one bothers to read it. I’m NOT just looking for something sexual. If I just wanted to get laid I wouldn’t need to get on Reddit to do so. I’m looking for a real connection and if that evolves obviously so will the intimate part. I am in no rush and want it to happen naturally. So if you are looking to trade NSFW pictures quickly or sexting do NOT bother messaging me because I will block you.

Now that I got that out of the way. I am looking for a genuine connection, something deep and worthwhile.

I am 34 years old, I have two daughters and I am a SAHM. I am unhappily married and stay for the kids. I am unappreciated and very lonely. I want someone who cares about my day or what I’m interested in. I miss having someone to text and look forward to talking to each day. I’m not looking to change anyone’s situation and being discreet is a priority..

I am very sarcastic and have a pretty dry and dark sense of humor. I am very upfront and have no problem saying how I feel. I like banter and the more I joke around with you the more I like you lol. So if you can’t take a joke, I’m not the one for you.

I’m a big horror movie nerd. I love country music (obv 90s- early 2000s is the best) I also like rock, metal etc my music taste is all over the place. I also enjoy playing video games, spending time with my kids and dogs, doing anything outdoors and cooking and baking. I’m very much a homebody I’m not one to go out to bars etc.

Now I’m sure you’re wondering about what I look like. I’m 5’9 and a BBW, I definitely have curves. I have green eyes and long medium brown auburn hair and fair skin. I do have tattoos and a couple piercings. I think I am pretty easy on the eyes and comfortable swapping SFW pictures.

What I’m looking for: Between the ages of 29-40, preferably atleast 5’11 or taller and semi attractive. Looks are not everything but attraction has to be there. I’m usually attracted to blue collar guys with beards but definitely open to white collar men or men with no facial hair. I’d prefer someone with kids just so they can relate to parenthood. But if the connect is there then I’m open to someone that doesn’t have any.

I am in the EST time zone, open to someone in a different time zone as long as you can make time. I am not wanting something that is just 9-5. I want to be able to talk all hours, weekends etc. Now I understand life is busy and we won’t be able to talk at certain times but I don’t want to just be a time filler during your work hours. I am also not looking to talk to multiple people. I’d like to find a connection with one person only and would expect the same out of you.

If you’ve read this far and you feel we’d get along and possibly connect feel free to message me. Please message me more than “hi” or your age and location. Give me something worth replying back to.