This isn’t my first OA rodeo and I would imagine it’s not yours either. Without being overly long winded here I will say - to the women browsing this sub, or actually posting, you have my respect and condolences.

I recognize Reddit can be a cesspool of men expecting you to serve as their personal sexting vending machine or free OnlyFans model. That’s not what I bring to the table…sorry, not sorry.

I have found it’s easier to share what I don’t expect instead of a long list of what I am hoping to find. So with that said - a list of things I am not expecting.

• I am not expecting to meet in person
• I am not expecting endless NSFW photos, nor will I be sending unsolicited ones to you. (though I’m happy to share a SFW selfie early on)
• I am not expecting to fall deeply in love
• I am not expecting you to ruin your life
• I am not expecting constant availability.

If my list of “nots” haven’t turned you away then what can you expect from me.

You can expect intelligent conversation, good spelling, grammar and punctuation (some autocorrect typos excluded.)

You can expect the dad next door vibe. You see me in the pickup line, at the soccer games. I make my kids lunches and read to them at night. But I’ll surprise you with my sensual side - I have been told I catch people off guard (in a good way) so don’t be surprised when I do.

I love flirtation, the thrill of meeting someone new. Sending little audio notes or messages to keep your day moving along.

I have been told I’m attractive but recognize I won’t be everyone’s cup of tea - 5’11, white, clean cut (no tats or piercings), clean shaven and in decent shape for a dad my age.

This is far too long and if you’ve made it this far drop a message. You’ll get the Reddit equivalent of a Midwest hand wave 👋 and we can go from there.