Oh hi there, you caught me reviewing the latest and greatest new book boyfriend moves in between arguments about wingspan.

In all seriousness, I find myself wanting more. Relationship is fine and I’m not into spouse bashing but I need more excitement.

About me -

• yes I have read every book in the SJM universe. I am very jealous of the ability to fly that most characters have. A friend once told me I remind her of a mixture of Cassian and Dorian, which is quite the compliment in booktok culture.

• like Dorian and Cassian I’m clean cut on the outside. after all they have kingdoms to rule and and army to command, but don’t judge a book by its cover. Just because I’m forced to wear it to work and cut my hair doesn’t mean it’s my taste.

• tall, handsome and photogenic. In the gym at least twice a week and run at least once, but also love food and im a busy professional and dad. So strong, but no I don’t have abs.

• not looking to change my situation or yours. Not afraid of feelings but they have to be realistic.

• user of the Oxford comma, but don’t always punctuate the end of my sentences, and yes I know that’s a contradiction

• fan of a good story told well, regardless of the format. I listen to a ton of audio books, and keep up with the world burning every morning via NPR. Lover of movies as well as good shows. Sci-fi over fantasy but it’s close. Star Wars over Trek but it’s close as well.

• not a ghostbuster so don’t give me those ghosts. Seriously we are grown ups, if you aren’t feeling it just say so. I’m busy sometimes too, but a quick heads up is common courtesy. No one likes sitting waiting on a reply only for them to have gone to bed hours ago.

• OPSEC is key, and everything we exchange stays between us.

• Chemistry is key, if we weren’t here to feel wanted, desired, or tuned on occasionally then we are in the wrong subreddit. But it’s not all sexual. We can’t be on all the time, nor do I expect you to be.

If any of this sounds appealing please reach out

-kthxbye