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... And frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."
Hey I'm just your average middle aged idiot wondering how he ended up here. And because here is, you know, often not great, I'm looking for a distraction.
Would love to meet someone who is up for chatting about everything under the sun. Laughing at stupid shit, having serious thought provoking conversations and then going back to laughing. Tell me about the asshole who cut you off in traffic today. Tell me about the cupcakes in the conference room. Tell me what scares the shit out of you about getting older.
I am not especially tall, ripped or covered in tattoos. I'm average height and weight, and looks probably, but if you like beards and glasses I got you. I'm not super outdoorsy or handy (just handsy). I like to hike and explore new places, but the sun hates me so it's a trade off. I'd much rather chill inside and play a game or watch a movie or read a book. My music taste is highly suspect unless you like emo. I'm kind of forgetful, but I think I'm sweet, supportive and will be a goofball to cheer you up.
I admit I'm also missing physical intimacy in life, but sexting isn't as fun without a connection, so I'm not going to rush that. I do however love flirting, dirty jokes and absurd urban dictionary terms. I'd also like to move to Telegram or Discord eventually but I'm open to other platforms.
If you made it this far, come say hi.
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