50 [M4F] Click here if you wish to be serenaded.*

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accountsflambe is a male age 50 looking for a female

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*Disclaimers:

The serenade will be provided by an untalented singer whose singing will be off-key.
His repertoire is limited mostly to 1970s-early-2000s R&B.
He occasionally will forget many of the lyrics, so he'll mumble his way through it or make up lyrics of his own.
The serenader cannot dance, so he may engage in an awkward two-step, which he assures you is the best he can do. The listener should avoid dancing with the serenader lest her toes be stepped upon, and given that this is an illicit dalliance, he cannot be subject to medical reimbursement.
The serenader may or may not be attractive, based on the listener's personal proclivities (though it should be noted that six out of seven Redditors who have seen him have suggested that he is either "handsome" or "cute;" the seventh Redditors' comment should be disregarded).
If the listener has a minimum height requirement, the serenader will not meet it, for he is below average height; however, please note his willingness to climb, his complete lack of regard of height or weight differentials, and his discarding of his Napoleon complex.
The serenader is (relatively) gainfully employed yet is frequently available to provide the aforementioned off-key serenading.

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Profile updated: 8 hours ago

accountsflambe

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r/MarriedButChatting

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a male

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a female

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