How much of that is true and how much of that was designed to catch your eye and generate a bit of curiosity.... the world may never know... but, if you're cool with me, I'll pour you a cup of the finest tea. Do you take sugar? One lump or two?

Perhaps you are tired of the same old routine around here, maybe you are even jaded to the point of saying "fuck it" and want to leave this place for good. In regard to the latter I may be able to help you, assuming we have the ever elusive vibe that everyone wants to find (I've been there and experienced it, and let me tell you....it is ssssssswwwwwwweeeeeeetttttt).

Long story short, I need something more in my day to day existence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thats cliche as fuck, I know, trust me I know. But, we need to start at square one and thats my square one. Maybe we share the square, maybe you're at square two and aren't afraid to take a step back, maybe baby.

I'm tall, non-offensive looking, weird as fuck, educated, employed, hygienic, witty (ok, very witty), down with the spice, living in the MST and looking for someone also in the MST or PST, I work a weird schedule and don't live the 9-5 M-F life, married, and, most important, have time for this kind of connection.

I know attraction isn't everything, but it roughly equates 90.3423987% of what can make this thing work, so it would be super totes awesome if there is a mutual attraction. I keep in decent shape, not a gym rat, work a very active job and probably put in 8 miles a day because of it. I did go a little overboard during the holidays and some of the cheer stuck around but it will be gone sooner than later. So, that my way of saying that I am HWP and I am attracted to women who are also HWP (ok, maybe you don't need to be supermodel adjacent, but as long as you aren't Jabba-ish we will be in a good spot)

Last thing, if you are a night owl and more of an alternative type..... TO THE MOON WE GO!

KTHXBYE