I have seen some absolutely glorious mullets in the last few months.... like, the kind that would make Dog the Bounty Hunter weep and I guess I missed the memo or something.

As you mull over that little tidbit of pressing social commentary how about you and I dip out of this place and start our own mutual admiration society.... yeah?

I'm sure if I was to list out all of my endearing qualities you may find a few things that check off the boxes in what you may be looking for. I'm tall and not offensive looking, I am not a rookie in this realm of debauchery and won't get cold feet or become wishy washy (there is a minor caveat to that which I will address in a bit), I have the time to put into getting to know you on a deeper level, I'm educated, have all my teeth, take care of myself (minor holiday cheer aside), and I'm looking for a woman who can bring out the better parts of me.

I'm not expecting anything out of the ordinary, in fact, if you are more of an alternative type and not tied up in social status or being trendy that would be ideal. I'm down for all of the emotions and forming a bond that is uniquely ours, but I'm also not interested in the same old song and dance.....which leads me to the little caveat I mentioned earlier. I need a woman who matches my energy and I don't mix with women who play hard to get or expect me to do the heavy lifting in a conversation. If I am sending more messages than I receive I'm out. I'm tired of situations where it is obvious that I am random guy number 6 and only get replies when random guys 1-5 haven't messaged or something.... ain't nobody got time for that.

If you're a woman who hasn't let herself go and is looking for something similar I would love to hear from you. Let's get to know each other and see if we have the kind of vibe that gets us out of this place for the long term.