It's difficult to get from the intro messages and small talk to something meaningful here, and it so rarely happens. But I'm not one for small talk. I want equal parts relationship and mutual commentary on what we're building with sarcasm and dad jokes embedded in our critique: "she shoots, he scores."

We know this isn't forever, but it might as well be, or maybe it is. There is a part of you that thinks love is bullshit. Part of you that longs for connection, something different and deeper than you've ever known.

You... no one would expect to find you here. You are missing the spark at home and seek intimacy. Someone to share your deepest secrets with along with someone who will want to know about that funny or frustrating thing that happened at work or home or the drive in between. It's no fun to spouse bash, but if something particular rubbed you the wrong way about your partner, we'll discuss it, and know I won't always side with you, and you will respect that about me, same in reverse.

We'll share ideas and movies and tv shows and memes that make us laugh even though they shouldn't and sometimes thoughts on the greater lack of meaning of it all. If we click and the chemistry is right, we'll share more.

I lean sub and am more on the brat side but I'm not into crazy kink, just enjoy a man who knows what he wants and how to take control. If we ever get there. You need to know what you want and I need to be it. ;)

You are at least moderately attractive, conventionally so, with most of your hair on your head or you have been told you pull off bald exceptionally well. I am cute, more than sexy, and while I'm not a spring chicken I'm told by many I don't look my age, whatever that means.

Bonus points if you have kids under 10, live in PST, and/or have a playlist you want to send me.