(Ummm... just a note that I have a lot of dm requests - so I am so sorry if I don't respond soon or miss yours)

Hi! I'm a little bored, little lonely, and thought I’d try making a post. Mostly after conversation/connection at the moment, I'm sure I will be open to more down the track.

Just a note that I’m in New Zealand, so timezone might be a bit out there, but I'm not interested in talking to someone local.

If physical features are your priority you should probably move right along. I am overweight, average looking, greys starting to show, wrinkles mostly from smiling, maybe the odd frown. I've been told I have a great smile and a lovely voice – but that might be just the kiwi accent. If we click, I’ll be happy to swap pics (if you want to send one, feel free, but I'll wait a smidge)

I can be quite chatty for short bursts then get busy/can’t reply. I’m fond of leaving voice messages to respond to when we each get time, and sometimes talking in voice messages when I'm a little busy (but happy to read texts back and dont need you to voice back when i do).

I really appreciate people being genuine/real. Not a fan of guys agreeing with every opinion I have, or everything to sound perfect, or getting fake compliments. Ugly truths over pretty lies any day! Life is messy, it's fine. And I know we are all a bit thirsty around these parts, but my preference is someone that is genuinely after non-horny conversation too!

Also, I like someone who enjoys sending occasional voice messages or even video messages. Someone that replies with more than one or two words usually. I love accents! (yes, all you non-kiwis have them) I love kind eyes and smiley faces, or sexy eyes and smirky faces. I love smart ass replies, sarcasm, dirty jokes. I like confidence, and a kind heart.

Anyway. Thats a big ol' long waffly post, better stop there.

I have a bit of time to chat now, but otherwise will definitely be back on later today.