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Happy new year! Looking for that elusive unicorn connection. I’ve had some connections in the past but nothing has stuck for some reason or another. Hoping that changes in the new year.
What would you like to know? I’m over 6’, I have vibrant blue eyes, I shave my head, I have a trimmed beard, I’m funny, I’m attractive, and I take care of myself. I also know how to load the dishwasher. Both the appliance and… anyway 😅. I’m not messy, which is what some people are into I guess, so take that into account before messaging me.
Looking for someone around my age, but I’m open to most. EST time zone works best but I’m open to most anywhere. My preference is that you take care of yourself, as well, you’re at least a Reddit 10 (which is an EST 5.5), and you have a bit of sarcasm. If you’re an elder emo, you might have already stolen my heart, shoutout dashboard.
If you’ve made it this far, you have to message me. Thems the rules. Say a little about yourself like age, sex, approximate location, social security number, your first pet name, the street you grew up on, mother’s maiden name, the usual stuff. Oh, and a government issued ID. If you send a pic, I’ll exchange. I think attraction is pretty significant for us both in this endeavor.
If you’ve made it this far and haven’t cracked the tiniest smile or at least blew air out your nose in a little laugh attempt, then we’re probably not made for each other. Or just shoot me a message with critiques about my post and my poor musical taste. Regardless, I won’t send you pictures of my wife.
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