Ok where to start? How about the cliches. This isn't my first rodeo (emphasis on the O), I'm in roommate situation (that's a surprise), dead bedroom (even roommates get more excitement), please feel free to add more.

Now that we got the annoying part of the post we can continue.

Let's see I'm a 40M, married with kids (suspense music plays). I'm in the LA area, to be more specific in the SFV. The everyday routine has been killing me for quite some time and hoping to find someone who wants to share life with me and hopefully more when the time comes. Definitely seeking a daily routine that is fun, exciting, and interesting in every way.

Looking to spend my days chatting with someone cool, down to earth who maybe if all the vibe check passes we meet and become the coolest people on the block. I'm the chubby guy you are looking for. I'm 5'9", about 210 pounds ( I mentioned chubby) super chill and sarcastic.

I do have a life so, availability differs but i make the attempt and put the effort. I love to chat, share music, memes, and banter. I am all about effort and want someone who wants the same. I prefer someone local, a plus if I'm the SFV but the LA/OC area is cool too. If the vibe is right, I would love to meet down the road.