"Finally a post with some substance!" Is what I hoped you would say after reading all of this. "Wow does this guy ever shut up?" Is what you'll probably say after I'm done yapping. You have been warned.

Hello! I'm 26 years old, over on the west coast (PST for timezone purposes), and find myself venturing these depths of Reddit once more. The last time I was ghosted which does suck, but I suppose everyone has their reasons. Still, I will keep doing my part to make sure others don't have to go through the same from my end. Maybe foolishly, I also still believe I can find my person here.

So what am I looking for? Simply put, a best friend. Quite the expectation right from the start no? To be completely honest I'm not much of a sexual person. Sure, getting spicy can be fun, but for me I can't really do that unless I really feel something for the person. So I'm chasing feelings primarily. Someone to get to know beyond the "How was your day?" Tell me WHY was your day. Someone to understand on a deeper level. I'd love to create a safe space where you feel like you don't have to be a wife or a mother (if you have kids), but rather just be yourself. Be "selfish" and just enjoy a conversation that's all about you without feeling like you need to focus on keeping up appearances for a family. A non judgement zone filled with laughter and hopefully butterflies. I want the emotions. The fluttering your heart does when you see a notification. The infectious smile that you low-key have to hide because there's no way your "phone" makes you smile that much right?? Tell me about what makes you tick and I'll the you about what makes me tock. Let's dream about how we'd run away together and live the perfect romantic life.

With that said, I'm not actually looking to change anyone's situation. I'm definitely not here to judge why you're here. I'm happy to listen if it's something you like to discuss. But I'd really just like to focus on building up a happy and loving fantasy land. An alternate universe where we ended up together. An escape that gives us the joy necessary to get through another tiresome day.

So what can I offer? Attention (and lots of it), affection (and even more of it), and a space where you'll feel valued and heard. I can offer the type of friendship that we all had when we were younger where you can't wait to get to school to talk to them again except instead of school it'll be waking up! I'm a homeless romantic that loves doing all of the cute romantic things like showering with compliments, singing for you, sending little reminders throughout the day, and remembering the "small" things that are ever so important. I can offer an online relationship where I strive to be the person that fills whatever void your heart is looking to fill.

A little about me to see if we'd be a good match! As I mentioned I'm 26, and I'm married. No children with no plans for any in the near future although I will be a proud pup dad soon. I work hybrid which gives me a lot of time throughout the day to chat. I can fit my schedule to yours so that you have company throughout the day and night. I also understand you have a life so I won't get pushy when things are busy. I'm a creative person who loves to paint (spray painting), craft, read, and most of all play music. If music is your thing, I WILL learn all your favorite songs on guitar/piano and serenade you. It's one of my love languages haha. I'm a foodie at heart who loves to go out and explore new food places, but also just explore in general! Geocaching is so much fun and I love going to the beach.

Now I understand looks are important. Personally I find beauty in everyone so it's not super important to me, but I know it does matter some. I think I have an adorable face, though I am admittedly biased. I am a bit on the chubbier side though I've been shedding some weight. That's not everyone's cup of tea and that's perfectly okay! I carry my weight well and 2025 will see me continuing my weight loss journey :) One thing is for sure, my eyelashes will definitely have you booking an appointment with a lash tech out of jealousy.

Lastly, I'm very open on who I'm talking to! Age is a big factor on here but I would be silly to turn away a potential match. I don't mind if you're a bit younger, the same age, give or take a few years, or even much older! You never know when you'll find your person.

If you think we'd be a good match, I would really love to get to know you more. I apologize for the length of this post once more but again, you were warned :p