Soooo… last night I posted an ad on Online Affairs that I thought was clever but apparently the mods didn’t think so. Not sure what was wrong with it but I didn’t get any answers and so here we are.

Essentially any female posts get inundated with way too many responses and there’s no real way to filter them so I’m going to be as specific as possible, hoping to save each of us some time.

Looking for a heterosexual male 35-45 for a long term OA with an attractive (at least to me), 6’ , fairly fit gentleman also in PST, preferably in SoCal. I want the whole shebang: wit, charm, humor, romance, and attention… but for it flow naturally, er, as naturally as a in a pocket relationship can. That being said, it’s preferable if this person is a dad so they understand the demands of a parental life. I know, it’s a delicate balance.

Because this is about that missing spark in our real lives, attraction is important so I’d like to get photos exchanged very early on, like immediately. If you’re into hiding, I get it, but that doesn’t work for me.

I want the “boyfriend” experience so if you just want to sext all day and send d*ck pics, look elsewhere. Also, if you are going to send me message, send me more than a one liner. If you’re not going to put in the effort, neither am I.

Opsec needs to be clean and LEGIT.

This is it for now. Let’s make this worth it.