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I've been here over 2 decades looking for my special someone and wish I had this handy legend to help my navigate the 💣s. Feel free to add on but don't outshine me please 🙏🙏.
-"anything timezones": My boring a## goes to bed and wakes up at the same time every day and I ain't waiting on you.
-"6'3": 5'9.25.
-"thick and curvy: not saying it; they'll come for me🔱🔥
-"I can only talk during the day": Spouse goes thru my phone and or is my golden retriever
-"sparks, connection & butterflies": sexting
-"sparks, connection & butterflies" 1a: I'll tell you good morning everyday and ask how you are until you block me.
-"Not my 1st rodeo": can't find what they want at home or on here. 🪞🪞On the wall who's the commonest denominator of them all???
-"dead bedroom": I don't even have a translation for this. Even if I were I'd never admit to it and essentially LK admit that I suck at sex. I'd make up something about her being bedridden with long covid or something. 😷. But then we could wear masks which spice things u....never mind.
-"I only use Snap": I still live my life like it's 2013.
-"I'm attractive": spin the carnival wheel
-" I'm a parent and prefer to talk to other parents": get ready for riveting conversation with nothing but hourly updates about their crotch goblins.
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