I am not going to talk about my personality traits, or how i am as a man, or even my hobbies or interests, the last book I've read or play list im listening too, what im preparing for dinner, or even how i like my coffee, the thing is, we all bend the truth a little, to make ourselves seem more appealing to the other sex, we use certain words or phrases to catch each other's attention, it is so easy to describe yourself as a perfect affair partner and it can be very misleading, but then at the same time, i understand you don't want to just chat with anyone, i get it, but i dont see myself as just anyone, i am a man with many layers, an open and honest man, but you won't know that yet..

All you need to know at the moment is that im from the UK, married with grown up kids, and that i seek a woman, around my age, or older, for an ongoing relationship. I'm in decent shape, i have a full head of hair, and i have been called handsome before, but looks are subjective though, so I'll let you decide.

You're also from the UK (im open to other locations if we ooze chemistry), you see yourself as 'plane Jane' type of woman, with a mum bod, and a dark sense of humour. In time, i would like us to create a happy place away from Reddit (ideally on Telegram), where we are able to open up to each other, to bare our soul, and talk about the things which occupy our minds, no matter how random or dark they may be, but it can go way deeper than that if you have an open mind.

Now, if we get on well, in time you'll find out that im a red hot blooded man, conversation may turn from time to time, talking about likes, desires, wants and needs, not necessarily sexting (how can you sext someone you don't really know is beyond me), but just figuring out if we're on the same page.

Think, pillow forts, warm cosy feelings, sharing recipes, affection, silly selfies, deep conversations, small amounts of banter, flirtatiousness, secret smiles, belly aching laugh out loud moments, teasing, effort, and you might get the gist of what i am hoping to build with you.