Here goes my story. Feel free to jump in whenever you'd like. I'll be as honest as I possibly can. I am not in a very good relationship at all. At this point, I would just consider us acquaintances. I would prefer that you be somewhat familiar with what I'm going through so that we have a little understanding. If your marriage is on the up and up, then keep scrolling further down and down. I've had a couple OA before that lasted quite a while, but as all of these things go, there is an expiration date. I will say this, though: they were a lot of fun, and we built some pretty good memories. I'm ready for it again and everything that comes with.

I'm a simple guy. I enjoy sports and current events and have recently been exploring the wonderful world of Netflix. Don't you just love seeing all those old movies we watched as kids? I like bowling, playing basketball at the gym, and my summer softball beer league. I call it a beer league, but I have recently found a liking for whiskey, which I am still learning about. I'm a blue jeans and flannel shirt wearing guy. I prefer hanging out at a local dive bar talking about prior life experiences that have me on the floor rolling in laughter, rather than reading a book at the library or falling asleep at the ballet. I am not super smart by any means, but I can hold a conversation on most topics. If you are ridiculously smart, then I'm probably not your guy. I'm just saying.

I like to people watch. I don't know why, but people always catch my attention. Plus, it makes for good conversation at the bar where we can make fun of the guy in that powder blue suit, that looks like his hair is on backwards. Oh, speaking of hair....yeah....I don't have much. I mean, I do, but not where I would really like it. (Like the top) I keep my melon buzzed very short. It actually doesn't bother me at all, and have gotten some pretty nice compliments. So my buzzed melon is a keeper for now. Sorry ladies I don't cut my hair with a John Deere tractor. I exercise regularly, which is important to me and generally eat pretty healthy. I hope you follow a similar lifestyle. I'm a fairly confident guy, but not conceited at all. I would say I am average looking, but you may be pleasantly surprised you guys in baseball hats are your thing. I am a very caring, compassionate, and understanding guy. I am so ready to give someone all of my attention and constantly remind them of their worth.

I would love to find someone with similar interests who has time to put into this and build a relationship. I have a lot of time to dedicate to this, and obviously know how to make thses things work. Where will it go? I have no idea, but it may be fun finding out. I will never push you for sexual conversations and will always be polite, but those conversations will hopefully be a part of this relationship. I am all for developing feelings, and I hope that is something you open too also. I will share pictures when the time is right, and after we have both determined, we're not scammers. Yes, ladies men get scammed too. I am open to meeting if, and only if, we know that we are right for each other and have all of our bases covered. I am also fine with it never going further than online. Be relatively close in age and give me a reason to reply with your first message. It sounds crazy for a guy not to respond to a message, but I will not if it's low effort. If any of this sounds appealing to you, then I would love to hear from you! I hope you are all doing spectacular!