So let’s get right to the meat and potatoes of this thing. We’ll keep it short and sweet.

Yeah, I’m married. Yeah, I have kids. No, I don’t want to complain that my wife doesn’t give me enough hugs. I came to terms with that a long time ago.

No, I don’t read GoT or collect vintage Star Wars figures. Yeah, I’ve read LotR, but it was a long time ago so I can’t tell you a lot about Tom Bombadill or however it’s spelled. I don’t want to impress you with geometry and I don’t want to help you with your kids homework.

What kind of hobbies do I have? Well, I like to write. I’m working on a collection of short stories about my mother. She passed away about a decade ago and I’ve decided to document everything I can remember as a way of dealing with my grief. We had a very complicated relationship. Cancer sucks.

So what am I looking for? Women who like bad boys! Yeah that’s right bad boys! I have a degree in electrical engineering and I’m not afraid to use it. I wrote this post on company time. That’s time theft, baby! Let’s get to know each other and have fun. Fun is fun. I’m looking for something fun. I hope you are as well.

I just want a safe cozy place to feel wanted. Let’s build that place together. I’m a 41 year old father of two from the midwestern United States. I like all the typical things people say that they like on here; music, movies, women in lingerie, and big hair. I dislike a variety of things such as; my nosey neighbor who claims to have seen a bobcat in the neighborhood recently, people who always have to chime in that whatever hot sauce you might like is nothing compared to this one hot sauce they had in New Orleans, and people with bad attitudes in general.

I’m looking to laugh and flirt and enjoy your company. I want us to get to know each other and feel comfortable and build our own cozy world together. I’m looking for a partner in crime. I’m looking for someone that is looking for someone. I don’t want to run off into the sunset together, but I’m also not looking to exchange one message a day either. I’m seeking a confidant. I’m seeking a friend. I’m seeking the intimacy I’m missing on a daily basis. Let’s be the bouillon cube that the other is missing in their life. Let’s be the flavor that completes the dish. Most importantly, let’s enjoy each other’s company.

Hope this resonates with someone and I hope to hear from you soon.