I am not looking for a soulmate. I don't need a forever partner, I have one of those already (I'm married, duh!). I am just looking for some fun conversation, because sometimes a guy gets lonely, and meeting someone in a weird place like this can be lots of fun!

I like words! Some of my favorites at the moment are irreverent and subversive. What are some of yours?

I don't have any hobbies, so you don't even need to ask. I used to have hobbies, but now I have kids ...and reddit.

Speaking of reddit, what is a strange niche place that you have found here, that has made you feel certain ways about the people of this planet? And no, you can say marriedbutchatting.

What's your favorite Christmas song? Please, if you don't celebrate Christmas, or you just don't like it, I especially want to chat about this one!!

Okay, the other points are things I have been thinking about, but this is the one that made me want to post... I just saw a title that went something like ...[M4F] I will write you erotic fiction! At first I was like, hey that sounds like something I would offer!! But then I got to thinking that maybe mine is a bad as anyone else's that posts here. So, my question to you ladies, especially those of you who read professionally made smut, how is the sexy words game among your average Redditor, at least among the ones that you actually want to talk to? I mean, these interactions that we seek out are mostly texted based, right? So, let's chat about when things get intimate! Maybe you can give me some tips for my next post!

I could load up a few more talking points here, but they would just be fluff. But I don't mind talking about anything that might be on your mind as well. Let's just assume that we would both be wildly attracted to each other if we ever shared pics, and let's just assume that any song we shared with each would be our new instant favorite song ever. Let's just play it like we are already soulsmates and forever partners and just chat and keep each other company for the day... Or the week... Or until the new year?