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Hi there, folks!
I’m on the hunt for a very specific type of conversationalist. You know the type — they slide into your DMs with enthusiasm and charm, absolutely crushing the small talk game. Maybe they even hit me with a “How was your day?” or a quirky “If you were a sandwich, what kind would you be?” (spoiler: I’m a spicy chicken wrap, obviously).
Things start great. We’re vibing. We’re exchanging memes. They’re probably convincing me they actually care about my opinions on pineapple pizza or the existential dread of Mondays. For a few glorious days, it feels like I’ve found my texting soulmate.
But then… the plot twist.
Messages become… sporadic. Replies shrink to single words or emojis (😂 being a personal fave). And then, more silence than not.. No, “Hey, I’m not really feeling this anymore.” Just the cold, ghostly void where a once-vivid conversation thrived.
So, if you’re: -Super extroverted and chatty (for exactly 5-7 days) -Physically incapable of ending things like an adult -A master of the slow fade and/or sudden ghosting
Let’s connect! I’m ready to experience the whirlwind of temporary connection that leaves me questioning why we even started chatting in the first place.
DM me your half-hearted enthusiasm today! ✨
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