On December 4, 2024 between the hours of 6AM - 6PM I caught my wife having aggressive sex with Luigi Mangione. I don’t know how to go about processing this, but I am seeking revenge. I need as many married women as possible to chat with me to discuss potential forms of payback. My ideas so far (though I’m open to feedback) are as follows.

1- Frame him for a high profile murder

2- Have my wife walk in on me having sex with a man named Mario.

If this info helps for ideas on revenge, here is some information about me: I am active, HWP, have a sense of humor. Possess the ability to engage in conversations that are serious, funny, romantic, and straight up absurd. Willing to share pictures whenever you feel comfortable exchanging to see if there’s chemistry.

Since I’m such a classy man, I know my inbox will be flooded by all of you desperate women. I will answer you all as quickly as possible