Hey there, internet wanderers! 👋

Are you tired of the mundane? Bored of scrolling through endless cat videos and craving some intellectual stimulation? Well, you've stumbled upon the jackpot! I'm a proud owner of a dad bod (complete with a 12 pack…of diet Dr. Pepper in the fridge), a die-hard sports fan (who sometimes confuses ESPN with Netflix), and a reading enthusiast (mostly fantasy books and young adult literature, but let's not split hairs).

Now, here’s the deal—I’m in the market for a pocket girlfriend. Yes, you heard that right. Someone who will occupy the tiny corners of my mind during boring meetings and long commutes. You don't have to be real—I mean, who needs reality when we can craft our own perfect universe?

What are the perks, you ask?

1. Daydream Destination: Picture this—us lounging on a beach in Bora Bora, sipping mocktails (because I’m watching my dad bod), while discussing the latest plot twist in that book you read last night.

2. Intellectual Banter: Forget small talk; let's dive into the deep end of conspiracy theories and debate why pineapple on pizza is a culinary masterpiece (or a crime against humanity, depending on your stance).

3. Virtual Adventures: We can explore the world from the comfort of our couches—watching travel documentaries and planning our future getaway to places we can’t afford but will definitely visit in our dreams.

4. Support System: I promise to be your number one cheerleader, even if you decide to binge-watch reality TV shows or attempt to cook a gourmet meal that ends up being more burnt sacrifice than Michelin-star worthy.

So, if you're a fellow dreamer, a lover of life's absurdities, and can appreciate a good dad joke or two, send me a message! Let's embark on this whimsical journey together, where reality meets the internet and our imaginations run wild.

Looking forward to meeting my future pocket girlfriend (or perhaps just a really cool pen pal with an imagination as wild as mine)!

Cheers, Hopeful guy from EST