Still care for your significant other, but the spark is gone, the bedroom is dead, and you find yourself once again feeling alone this holiday season wishing for someone to hold you next to the fire and give you the missing attention and affection you deserve?

If you are ready to take a chance on an adventure without blowing up your life, are looking for a potential adventure partner, pAP,  who understands the importance of communication and discretion, someone who is mature enough to understand that this adventure can’t last forever, all adventures eventually end, but who can appreciate this for what it is and make the most of every minute together while it lasts, then I might be the pAP you are looking for.

When considering me as your pAP you should know that I am gentle giant who outgrew his hair, but not his sense of humor. I am educated, enjoy good dad-jokes, am a little nerdy, empathetic and a good listener. I am also very married, and not seeking to leave my relationship either. 

I also subscribe to the notion that cleanliness is next to godliness, so I wash at least once daily and pay particular attention to my codpiece, which I've been told, is apparently important information to convey to pAP's these days.

I believe good communication is critical to any relationship, especially with a pAP. I value quality adventures over quantity. The only baggage I carry is my luggage, and it leaves with me. As you can see from my cake day, I am not new to adventuring, but I have only recently returned to the game.

I am located near Manchester and I am seeking a relatively local pAP as I only have the ability to regularly travel within about an hour of my location.

I am also in no rush to find the right for me AP. Finding the right AP can be a marathon, but it makes the adventure that follows well worth the wait. Don’t let the Turkey be the only thing getting stuffed this holiday season!