I recently did a four month stint in reddit jail… that shit changes a man, looking to get my life on track trying to find a sexy woman, built like a Pixar mom who loves to laugh, banter and doesn’t expect me to be your pocket psychiatrist/porn star on command and wants to form some good old-fashioned escapism. Here goes some bullet points

• black, father, Married, not in anyway miserable nor do I want that energy. Experienced in this lifestyle. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Conversation is key,Mutual attraction is a must, laughter is medicine,good vibes are the destination. I match energy and effort.
• Full understanding between fantasy and reality. While I enjoy creating a place that would be just our own. Whether that means shit talking Karen from work, telling me things I already know like my puppies are adorable or pretend to be impressed with my HUGE D…. Bourbon collection. Life is tricky, hard and complicated, having daily hits of pocket dope mean, definitely can help make this crazy ride, we call life, more enjoyable.
• Normally this is where I’d leave a physical description of myself but instead, I’ll leave a cliffhanger. Past Reddit encounters have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale), Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese and a catfish( I think thats a compliment)….. 😂

Anyways, so if you happen to be a fun, loving woman, who can match my energy, loves to laugh, takes pride in her appearance(HWP) and has to wrestle her Lululemon over her🍑. Run don’t walk to my DM’s, ciao for now hopefully Johnny law doesn’t catch me before you find me!

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand I ONLY snap, most likely not getting any other apps. Tell me your favorite cocktail to drink while watching football!