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What it says on the package, plus this: I'm in a long-time marriage that is as flat, and now dormant, as my lawn currently. My (admittedly very sweet) neighbors all drink white wines and play Jimmy Buffett. I long to share my thoughts with someone who remembers what it was like to be in a mosh pit and still likes wearing black. Are you that guy? I'm still the same size as I was in college (although I have a kid who is that age now), and I've been told I'm attractive and funny. I've also been told I'm "unique", which usually means that no, they don't want to discuss things like how Smurfette had probably shtupped Papa Smurf and all of his sons repeatedly or why The Crow never should've been remade.
I'm on the east coast. If any of this resonates with you, please, get into my chat. I'll be waiting for you with my Docs on.
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