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42 [M4F] - MUSTAAARD!
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PhoenixBound2016 is a male age 42 looking for a female
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So Kendrick dropped on Friday. That’s been fun. What’s your favorite song so far? How many times have you just yelled out “MUSTAAARD!” at your house. Are you shaking your booty in the shower to “TV Off”? Or are you more of a “Squabble Up” kinda gal?

I’ve got thoughts on the album. Let’s talk about it. And everything else under the sun. Obviously I’m a big fan of hip hop, but my tastes are eclectic. Also into all kinds of their stuff. Love horror movies. The Substance, anyone? What a bonkers ride that was.

Just looking for some fun banter, laughs, flirting, and whatever else may happen. I’m emotionally available for the right person, but have low (zero) expectations right off the bat.

I’m 42, married, college educated, liberal, and a damn good time.

I’m super laid back, I’ve been told I’m handsome but I’ll let you be the judge of that. I’ve got some pretty amazing blue eyes (no, really), a goatee, 6’, 250. I’m pretty fucking funny, I have a sharp wit and I love puns. I’d also like to think I’m pretty damn sweet and charming.

Preferences? I legit adore big girls and not as some fetish. I truly appreciate a soft tummy, thick thighs, back rolls, and the whole nine. Most guys are in it for the T&A when they say they like big girls. Not me. Give it all to me. Chubby? Thick? BBW? Plus size? Yes, please.

If you are interested in getting to know me and maybe even being my secret online girlfriend someday, leave me a chat or a PM and we’ll take it from there.

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a female
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