Hey you! Yes, you in the back. No, not her next to you—YOU. I'm glad I caught your attention. I'm here to make your winter (and life) a little less miserable.

I'm a married father of two. 6’5”, Black, highly educated, and not a total dummy. I have broad shoulders, an athletic build, "man hands," and a strong jawline. I balance sarcasm, dark humor, and just enough confidence to come across as dominant—but not obnoxiously so. Definitely got that "hot dad" energy. I value honesty (ironic, I know) and absolute discretion.

There's one more thing—I’m a bit of a music snob. I find profound beauty in the works of Tchaikovsky, Mozart, and Bach. There’s something about classical compositions that speaks to my soul. But don’t worry, I enjoy contemporary tunes, too. So be ready to share your Spotify Wrapped.

Who am I looking for?

I’m looking for a flirty friend—someone who enjoys moments of goofy banter interspersed with selfies, voice notes, and deep philosophical discussions. Or at the very least, someone who wants attention, genuine conversation, and a listening ear for all the little things that annoy you. I’m also here for the good mornings and good nights—but fair warning, my nights end at 10 p.m. because I’m an early riser.

I’ll admit, I’m rather vain and desire a lady who holds herself to high standards. My birthday is coming up, so hopefully it’s not too much to ask for someone cute, in shape, and with ample cleavage. Lol! Be intelligent, fun-loving, and confident, with long hair, pretty eyes, and a smile that lights up the room—and I’ll simply melt.

I vibe best with liberal/progressive types between 27 and 45. Bonus points if you have a sarcastic sense of humor and can banter like a pro.

Ultimately, I’m here to revive that extinguished flame from the “dead bedroom” and make you feel desired. I match the energy I’m given and am ready to go all in. I won’t fight for your attention, and I won’t make you fight for mine. I get it—life as a busy parent or professional can be chaotic.

That said, while I’m in no rush, I’m not looking for just a texting buddy. Physical connection should be something we both want—eventually. I have the means to travel, and if we hit it off, I’m open to making arrangements. Hopefully, you have a similar level of autonomy—though I know the holidays make that tricky.

If you’ve made it this far, I hope you enjoyed my little essay. If I’ve piqued your interest, sparked your curiosity, or even made you want to send some hate mail, feel free to reach out. I’m looking forward to hearing from you—and getting to know you.

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Edit: No, I'm not a cop lol