Stay-at-home mom of small kids here, holding down the fort on the West Coast (time zones? Not a problem, I’ve already been awake since 5 a.m.). I’m fueled by sarcasm, coffee, and a borderline inappropriate love for whiskey. I read a lot—smut, fantasy, smutty fantasy—you get the picture. And yes, I’m the introverted type who comes alive for the right kind of banter.

What am I looking for? Someone who’s quick with a joke, maybe a little nerdy, knows how to use "you're" and "your" correctly, and appreciates the beauty of an Oxford comma. If you’re charming and funny, I’m already intrigued. Bonus points if you can recommend a good book or impress me with a cocktail recipe.

If you’re funny, smart, and not afraid to swear a little, hit me up. Let’s see if we can turn this chat into the highlight of our day.

And yes, I’m absolutely into women.