I can't promise much in life but at least here, I guarantee no unsolicited photography. Obligatory married, won’t change it, but things aren’t perfect. bad mouthing spouses is poor form. Keep your OPsec tidy, nobody wants drama they're involved in.

Now that all the disclaimers are out of the way, I don't like to waste anyone's time so for those of us who love a list, I'll throw a few facts about me and what I'm looking for.

keep in mind I'm constantly with myself, so I'm a tad biased:

• Texan but educated, I love the fantasy of my state, but its letting me down lately.
• I heard the term "Yallternative" recently, that's pretty accurate. I used to be an emo kid, but now It skews a little western, side of beard.
  • I've been told I'm a pretty man, you tell me, your photo gets mine.
• 420 Friendly, vices shouldn't be judged.
• I'm a computer nerd by trade, I try to get out and be active otherwise, running from my problems and twisting myself into knots.
• I'm a fan of a good tease and some sarcasm, lets not take ourselves too seriously. Give me a chance and I've been told I'm pretty funny.

Things you should be:

• Witty and interested in holding a conversation. No judgement, but if I'm carrying the conversation I'll put it down. I already get that level of enthusiasm.
  • Bonus points if you want to share your hobby with me, tell me all about your latest hyperfixation
• interested in taking care of yourself. I spend time working on myself in one way or another, and want to share that with someone on a similar journey
  • Lets not get too wild here though, mental health is important, and pizza is valid medication.
• 420 friendly, I’m a degenerate. You don’t have to be but wouldn’t that be more fun?

Optional bonuseses: If you game, if you’ve got an alternative aesthetic, if you’re curvy. Those are definitely bonus’s for me. None of that is required, a solid conversation is the lead here.

I can't say for sure what exactly I'm looking for here, but if you're like me and know you're missing something, you probably know getting to know a new soul for any amount of time is a good time. Lets be each others fun distraction for as long as its fun, I'm down to live in the moment and enjoy it for what it was if you are!

If you made it this far, hell take the few more minutes to send me your latest musical obsession. Worst case we kill some time finding out we're wildly incompatible, how bad could it be? I promise to make it the fun kind of mess at least.